World Vegan Day

Milk and Mounts

A couple of things today ....

First, thanks to Erik Marcus at vegan.com for turning me on to this hilarious segment from The Colbert Report. I hope you remember it with your next glass of milk. Is there any reason to drink that stuff? Evidence shows it actually leeches calcium from your bones, and you can get plenty of calcium from green, leafy vegetables and enriched soy and rice milks. Rice milk, by the way, is wonderfully delicious and is even yummier on cereal.

Here’s the video:

Next, you might know that I play a lot of World of Warcraft. It occupies a major portion of my free time. In the game, when you reach a high enough level, you can buy a mount to ride to different areas. Riding is fast, and there’s a certain amount of prestige associated with your mount.

However, rides ain’t cheap. In fact, the most sought after rides, epic mounts, cost thousands of gold. So it’s no surprise that a real-world market has developed for in-game gold. You can buy gold with real dollars at certain websites, and it gets delivered to your WoW character’s account. I’ve done it before -- $15.00 for 100 gold.

One player, though, needed to raise 5,000 gold to purchase her epic mount. She came up with an interesting solution. Check out these Craig’s List personal ads.

That’s right -- supposedly a female player prostituted herself to raise the money for her epic mount. The 5,000 gold translates to about $700.00. Redonkulous! Still, I wonder if her quest for an epic mount indeed procured her an ... ahem ... epic mount.

I only need 140 gold for my ride. What can I do for you?

Let's Do Some Scovilles, Man!

I have been hearing recently from various sources that vegetarianism is “unmanly,” and that conversely, eating meat is macho. Of course you see ads plugging meat as a manly food, dismissing tofu as something sissy. These attitudes spread over into other media like opinion columns, blogs, conversations, etc.

I am not going to bother arguing the ridiculous notion that a man’s diet determines how macho he is. It’s just absurd on the face of it. Instead, I’ll just point out two things.

First, how macho is meat exactly? How much manliness does it take to go to the supermarket and buy some packaged meat from an animal that was cruelly tortured during its life and suffered an agonizing death? I’d say none. And I thought that people who torture animals are regarded more as psychopaths and bullies rather than exemplars of manly virtues. Does torturing animals to obtain meat somehow change that?

Second, I can easily think of one food more macho than meat. It’s a vegetable, and it’s so manly it even has it’s own measuring scale. I’m talking peppers and Scoville Heat Units. You’ll seldom see a man back down from the so-called challenge of eating steak, but offer him a few habanero peppers and see him squirm.

The hottest pepper in the world is from India, the primeval home of vegetarianism. Pictured here is the Indian pepper Naga Jolokia (naga morich, bhut jolokia), the chili tested hottest in the world at 1.04M SHU, enough to blister your mouth! How does that compare to other peppers? Here’s a handy scale courtesy of Wikipedia:

Scoville rating	Type of pepper
15,000,000 - 16,000,000	Pure capsaicin
9,100,000	Nordihydrocapsaicin
2,000,000 - 5,300,000	Standard US Grade pepper spray
855,000 - 1,041,427	Naga Jolokia
876,000 - 970,000	Dorset Naga
350,000 - 577,000	Red Savina™ Habanero
100,000 - 350,000	Habanero Chile
100,000 - 350,000	Scotch Bonnet
100,000 - 200,000	Jamaican Hot Pepper
50,000 - 100,000	Thai Pepper, Malagueta Pepper, Chiltepin Pepper
30,000 - 50,000	Cayenne Pepper
10,000 - 23,000	Serrano Pepper
7,000 - 8,000	Tabasco Sauce (Habanero)
5,000 - 10,000	Wax Pepper
2,500 - 8,000	Jalapeño Pepper
2,500 - 5,000	Tabasco Sauce
1,500 - 2,500	Rocotillo Pepper
1,000 - 1,500	Poblano Pepper
600 - 800	Tabasco Sauce (Green Pepper)
500 - 1000	Anaheim pepper
100 - 500	Pimento, Pepperoncini
0	No heat, Bell Pepper

 

What’s your manliness level? Personally, while I won’t dine on animal corpses, I’ll be happy to throw down a few Habaneros with you. That’s the hottest I’ve had, and I wouldn’t turn down a try at something hotter. Would you? C’mon, sissy!

Time to pimp for vegan ethics ....

OK, it's a celebrity, but it's anything but wishy-washy. Casey Affleck just lays it straight out in very plain, graphic language. The accompanying images are horrifying. Is it any wonder this was banned from the networks? Nevertheless, feel free to comment if you can challenge any of Affleck's facts.

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